Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company'sChristmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinksdidn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling,he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of wateron the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sitsup and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in thebathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of themirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark fromhis wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceriesto make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee andthe morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table eating Jack asks, "Son, what exactly happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. Youfell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfectorder, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing at the right time . . Priceless :D :D
