Hey pple! Spare some time for some jokes! Chk it out:
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11) Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
12) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
13) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
14) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
15) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
16) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Less than a week more, hang in there pple!
Lotsa Love,
BR 24 (it's me!) =)
