Dear Santa,
I know Christmas is over and the next Christmas is still months away, but I thought I have the right and obligation to send you this letter since you had forgotten to give me anything for Christmas. I was waiting patiently with a glass of warm milk and cookies for you and your reindeers on Christmas Eve but you didn't turn up. Maybe, you couldn't enter our houses since we don't have fireplaces and chimneys.
But Santa, my classmates and I have been really good last year. We studied really hard as if we were house-elves. So Santa, you are kind and loving and I'm sure you'll approve my requests.
Please give everyone in 23/06 peace of mind on the following few days and the ability to sleep
soundly on the nights before Friday,
8th of March 2008 7th March 2008. Also, please let everything turn out fine. Also, please make everyone come for the class lunch at 12.30 pm on Friday. Last but not least, I hope you won't perceive me as a greedy girl, please grant me one more wish: help the police to nab the terrorist who escaped.
Thank you very very much,
BR5
PS: You see Santa, I've been really good. I spared my classmate some misery by using the same nickname so they won't be so confused. Also, I gave at least 3 hints of my real identity in this letter. Hence, please please please grant me my wishes!