As u all might hv witness the gradual decay of our blog, u would want something or someone to save it. So here I am, BLOG RESCUER==> BR for short...
Today is that time of the year again--Valentines Day, and for most of us I m guessing it's Friendship day! Just recently i found this on the last page of 8-days magazine and it got me cracking up a bit. And since it coincided with V-day and our blog is past its prime, I decided to blog it. Some of y'all might have come across it. Though it's most of use to guys, i would warn them in advance in using them. For us gurls. i hope it would give u some laugher n de-stress u from ur stressful work lives! Hope y'all will enjoy!! Get ready ur singlish dictionary for this!!
AH BENG VALENTINE POEMS!!
1. Roses are red
Bluebirds are blue
If u don't pak tor with me
I will hoot you
2. If u need a friend
I'll be damn staunch
So come with me lah
To the KTV launge
3. I tattooed your name
Across my knee
But i fail Prembrey Eight
So i spell wrongly
4. If u dun lurve me
I will be damn bang
So lurve me lah!
Or i call all my gang
5. The day we met at tekka market
I knew with just one look
You'd gimme a son, but now that's done
Just stay home and cook!
6. Oi, why u sit there
And look so sian?
Why not come here
And be my Ah Lian?
7. I damn steam you
But i boh pian
Bacause you're my
Tua Tao's gur'fren
Singlish dictionary
pak tor: date
prembrey: primary
sian: bored
boh pian: no choice
launge: lounge
gur'fren: girlfriend
